A drunk man stumble into a church where there were baptisms being
performed. The priest notice him and ask him if he wanted to find Jesus.
"Sure," said the drunk man. "I'll find Jesus." So the priest took the drunk
man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up
for air, he was sputtering and coughing.
"Damn," said the drunk man. "Are you sure he fell in there?"